You and your boyfriend,Gilbert,were out shopping with Eliza.It was getting late out so you to were going to go home
"Lets go....~" You say,yawning. "Okay,frau~"Gilbert says,grabbing your hand.Eliza just gagged.
"Oh,I forgot something,let me go get it really quickly,you and Eliza can go to the car,I'll catch up." You say,running to go get the thing you forgot.
"K,better hurry or ve vill leave jou~"Gilbert chuckles and walked out the mall with Eliza.
After that,you went out to the car.
"Hnnnf!" You heard from the direction of where the car was.You walked closer,only to see Gilbert kissing Eliza.
You just stood there,shocked. "What the hell is this?!"
Eliza looked at you. "H-He just kissed me out of the blue!" Eliza said,glaring at Gilbert,slightly smirking,but not enough for you to see.
"(Y/n)! she is-" "Shut up,I don't want to hear it!"You said,then running away.
"(Y/n)!" He was about to chase you,when Eliza grabbed him by the shirt.
"Forget her,you can have me instead~" She said,smirking wider.
"Vhat?!I don't like jou in zhat vay!"I said,smacking Eliza's hand avay.
I went to chase after (Y/n) again.She vasn't zhat far avay,she vas tired after all.
But vhen I vas right about to catch her,a car came between us,after zhat,she ran off ugain.
That bastard chased after me,but when he was right about to catch up,a car separated us,so I took the chance to run again.I ran into an old,abandoned church,Gilbert still chasing after me.
I found (Y/n),she ran into an old church,all I um vondering is how vill she react?
"(Y/n?! Vhere are jou?!" I said,looking threw half of zhe large building.
I was hiding near the alter,n the shadows,I heard his footsteps.I was backing away into the corner of a step when....
"Come on (Y/n)!Just come out!" Right zhere,I heard a shriek....it vas (Y/n)!But....vhy vas she screaming?
I just ran to her,as fast as I could.When I vas next to her,right vhen zhe floor broke....Vhat perfect timing!
I slapped Gilbert right across his face,I didn't care that he was stuck,I just smacked him with half my strength.
"Ow!Vhat vas zhat for?!"
"For kissing Eliza!"
"I didn't (Y/n)!She kissed mein awesome self!" I didn't believe him.Not.one.bit.
I took off my shoe and was about to smack him with it.
"Nein nein nein!Don't smack zhe awesome me vith jour stinky shoe!" I say,trying to make her giggle.Nozhing.
"It not stinky!"She slapped me vith her shoe....It had dog poop on it...At least she laughed....
"Thats what you get,bish~"
I texted Eliza,saying vhu did she kiss me,und zhen I showed the reply to (Y/n)
The text said:'Cause your my bish,and I'll kiss my bish whenever I was~Like a boss~'
"....That may be the weirdest text I have read in my life.....ever....."
"Ja,see?I told jou."
"I'm sorry...."I patted Gil's head,not caring about the dog poop
Then,that BIG HAIRY......spider came back and scared my,I glomped Gil,and he was in an uncomfortable position.
"...Get mein awesome leg out of zhe hole before jou do zhat so jou don't murder me.ja?"
He chuckles and kissed my nose.
"S-sorry...again..." I pulled his leg out,and landed on my arse.
That stupid spider landed on my arm,making me glomp Gil again...
(Y/n) glomped me again,vhen she did,zhe spider landed on mein awesome face.
(Y/n) took off her shoe, VACKED zhe spider,still on mein face [nose] and more poop vas on mein face.I fell flat on mein back,and rolled around in pain.
"...The spider did it!" She thew zhe shoe at zhe wall und I chuckled.
"Ja,it vas~"I smirked and rubbed mein nose on her cheek
"Eww!That had dog shit on it!" She tried to rub it off,vhich made it vorse~
"Holy-!" She threw up on zhe floor of zhe church,it vas awesomely gross~
After all zhat,ve vent home and did things~
MOTHER FRIGGEN END BISHIES!